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Welcome to the one-stop site telling you all you need to know to be an evil villain, a nefarious cybernetic juggernaut, or a not-to-be-truly-comprehended interstellar vixen. Easy yet comprehensive step-by-step instructions along with advanced tips will make you a horrific success and the curse of your realm in no time at all.

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