Blog: Perfectly, deliciously evil
Description: The blog for the evilhow.com wiki, dedicated toward the advancement of evilcraft by supervillains and malignant geniuses of all sorts.
Created by GrinningSkull on Fri 12 of Sept., 2008 22:00 EDT
Last post Mon 22 of Oct., 2012 21:50 EDT
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Last post Mon 22 of Oct., 2012 21:50 EDT
(206 Posts | 175359 Visits | Activity=2.00)
Try to stay on the good side of gals bearing pointy stabby things
Posted by CapellaNovafyre
on Fri 12 of June, 2009 21:30 EDT

I hear tell that there still are pockets of warrior maidens out there, not much around these parts though. I do have to admit to a shadow of a trace of envy of these gals, wild and free and armed, able to fight all day and carouse all night and not come back the next morning to keep house for some ungrateful wretch of a guy, happy to cleave heads when annoyed. Oh well, at least I don't have to put up witt those old tired rumors of how we were just a rogue knife-loving sorority of what they now refer to as "W4W."
Capella
In Chicago they vote, making them fair game in my book
Posted by GrinningSkull
on Mon 08 of June, 2009 16:29 EDT

Some are born undead, some achieve undeath, and some have undeath thrust upon them. It is the latter that we consider here: those who were bereft of life, perhaps with a vital secret, a unique talent, or a tremendous reputation that they took with them, but now suddenly called back from the brink of eternity to concern themselves with mundane affairs. It is quite poetic, in a way. Instead of embodying a second act it is more like a sequel to a drama which ended in tragedy for the player (for everyone is the protagonist of their own personal stage play), with new sets and new characters, a new sinister tone perhaps, but the same old backstory which propels the story onward along the lines of a new plot.
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Glowboys, beamtoys, and galactic housing projects
Posted by GrinningSkull
on Thu 04 of June, 2009 21:47 EDT

There are as many kinds of bad actors who have dropped off of the meat and potatoes plane of conventional matter and energy as there are ways to trick out a spiral arm, and it is usually the case that you can see them coming from a long way off, if you have instruments sensitive to the frequencies they hang out on. As the old song goes, there's nowhere to run and no place to hide, save in plain sight, using the Arctic hare's tactic of keeping still and blending into the surroundings as much as possible. The kind of tension and dread this engenders is not much to the taste of born troublemakers such as ourselves, and some will take the opportunity to transubstantiate into the higher realm themselves and introduce themselves to their superiors with all the bravado and moxie they possess. Nine times out of ten or ninety-nine times out of a hundred this does not turn out well for the newbie, but that one who cracks the code makes it through to what amounts to a cross between Godhead and Mafia membership, a sweet state of things all would agree.
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Turns out one can have both a frontal lobotomy *and* a bottle in front of me
Posted by CapellaNovafyre
on Mon 01 of June, 2009 17:49 EDT

The good thing about the stuff is that when it is new you can drink it, when it's not so new you can cook with it, when it's got some serious age on it you can give it to your henchmen to drink, and when it is no longer recognizable as wine you can still use it to degrease the cyborgs (impressing them in the process, the poor deluded shmoes). There's white which is yellow, and there's red which is kind of a bloody purply color, and there's a greenish-blue color that they seem to like out in the Sirius system or whatever it is, and they'll all get you sloppily drunk. And when you are all done with the consuming of the stuff, the bottles are handy as weapons and you can occasionally put someone's eye out with a cork, which is more than you can say about most items in the pantry.
Capella
There's a few things I need to get off my chest
Posted by GrinningSkull
on Thu 28 of May, 2009 11:31 EDT

I have met a few collectors of villainous manifestos, including one fellow who claimed to have one from an alternate timestream from ours in which the destruction of the library at Alexandria had been averted by some guy, leading to all sorts of entertaining and devilish consequences. If anyone's interested I can try to look the individual up some time and get more details. There's a whole elaborate system of grading museum-grade specimens according to considerations of rarity, historical value, provenance, annotations, artistic and literary expression, and depth of depravity.
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