Blog: Perfectly, deliciously evil
Description: The blog for the evilhow.com wiki, dedicated toward the advancement of evilcraft by supervillains and malignant geniuses of all sorts.
Created by GrinningSkull on Fri 12 of Sept., 2008 22:00 EDT
Last post Mon 22 of Oct., 2012 21:50 EDT
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Last post Mon 22 of Oct., 2012 21:50 EDT
(206 Posts | 179783 Visits | Activity=2.00)
For I am become Death, egger of cars
Posted by GrinningSkull
on Mon 20 of April, 2009 21:27 EDT

This is unfortunately not the place to discuss openly the sorts of stunts I have carried out in a covert manner, nor, obviously, those which are still waiting to be sprung when the time is right. But as for my record, I can only say that it has been an unblemished succession of devilry, each one bringing a brand new sort of agony to the hapless mark.
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Tell me I don't look fat in this sapphire
Posted by GrinningSkull
on Thu 16 of April, 2009 22:57 EDT

The public at large it seems does not appreciate just how many things in everyday life are actually inhabited by spirits, invariably evil. (Forces of good somehow never go in for this sort of thing, why is that?) On my way to the post office, for example, I can think of a large grey boulder, a bronze grave marker, a tiki mug in a shop window, and a 1987 K-car, all imbued with malevolent intelligence and a couple of them seething with hatred. Some of them are relatively content with the state of affairs while others are figuratively kicking themselves, trapped in a place they would rather not be all due to faulty planning.
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The sheer loopiness of it all
Posted by CapellaNovafyre
on Sun 12 of April, 2009 22:25 EDT

Lots of evil supervillains go for that foaming-at-the-mouth look though, which makes for quite a sight whenever those bats get together for their conventions. The thing is, you don't always know how much of that is real crackpottery and how much is an act for show, and things being what they are, you don't usually want to investigate too closely to figure out which it is. In any case, it's usually a good thing if you can avoid eating over at their place, and since you probably are working up a pretty good hysterical shtick of your own, it mostly all works out anyway, as they are not so keen on coming over to your place either.
Capella
Stack the gold bars over there, next to the red iPods
Posted by GrinningSkull
on Fri 10 of April, 2009 13:03 EDT

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The pipes, the pipes are calling
Posted by CapellaNovafyre
on Sun 05 of April, 2009 22:12 EDT


Capella