Blog: Perfectly, deliciously evil
Description: The blog for the evilhow.com wiki, dedicated toward the advancement of evilcraft by supervillains and malignant geniuses of all sorts.
Created by GrinningSkull on Fri 12 of Sept., 2008 22:00 EDT
Last post Mon 22 of Oct., 2012 21:50 EDT
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Last post Mon 22 of Oct., 2012 21:50 EDT
(206 Posts | 175369 Visits | Activity=2.00)
You primates are all the same
Posted by Veeper
on Fri 27 of Feb., 2009 07:38 EST

The main thing that strikes me about this family of creatures is the preoccupation they all seem to have about hair: the length and shininess, whether it is colored or is turning white or gray, whether it is falling out (annoying everyone else around), pulling the hair of your enemy, and so forth. I know cats have that thing where they lick all their fur (disgusting), as do most other non-primate mammals, but even they don't seem to have quite so much of their lives revolving around the stuff. I have had the opportunity to verify that it was also the case with mountain gorillas, nearly to the point of obsession I thought. Me, when I slip out of my scales I don't care to look back afterwards, it's over and done with.
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Hey, I'm just not that into this debacle
Posted by GrinningSkull
on Sun 22 of Feb., 2009 22:17 EST

I have been vanquished, myself, more times than I care to dwell upon. Still, I am pleased to say that every single blowout I have been on the receiving end of has taught me something I was able to make use of in later situations, and that each has ultimately made me a better villain. Painful as the experiences have been at the time, the sting of defeat has helped make the heady rush of victory that much more delightful knowing what my victims were feeling at the time through something one might almost call empathy. Except for that one time where I had all that nasty cold slime dumped into the intakes of my Null-A fighter-bomber just when I had the allied command post in my sights - that one I really would want to have as a do-over if I could.
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Outta my way, I got things to do!
Posted by GrinningSkull
on Mon 16 of Feb., 2009 14:24 EST

We present ten, for your edification.
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Sometimes I think people believe that just anyone can do this kind of work
Posted by GrinningSkull
on Wed 11 of Feb., 2009 17:13 EST


I know these are probably not the best moments for Starfish Hitler-san, but it is just depressing and awful and embarrassing to see anyway. It's enough to make one weep, sometimes.
People, this isn't just child's play. Don't you know you have to spend a moment or two planning? And practicing?
I need a moment. There, that's better.
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Three hundred's a crowd
Posted by GrinningSkull
on Sun 08 of Feb., 2009 16:43 EST

The funny thing is how the mindset of a professional evil villain tends to go counter to what would make for a first-rate mass grave. We are so conditioned to think of the bodycount as a problem — a festering, rank problem — instead of the opportunity it actually is. For how could one ask for a better way to immortalize one's fell deeds than concretely, in the remains of those who felt them most directly? The casual onlooker cannot help but be impressed by the sheer number of body parts and personal effects, linking them irrevocably to the illustrious author of mayhem in a wa that is not easy to shake from his or her mind. No one else (with the possible exceptions of mechanized war and of Mother Nature) could be the cause of such large-scale carnage, and the best thing about it is that you can savor the lamentations of the survivors nearly right away, without having to wait for the history books to be written.
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