Blog: Perfectly, deliciously evil
Description: The blog for the evilhow.com wiki, dedicated toward the advancement of evilcraft by supervillains and malignant geniuses of all sorts.
Created by GrinningSkull on Fri 12 of Sept., 2008 22:00 EDT
Last post Mon 22 of Oct., 2012 21:50 EDT
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Last post Mon 22 of Oct., 2012 21:50 EDT
(206 Posts | 175385 Visits | Activity=2.00)
The science of the very baddest of booms
Posted by MACERATOR
on Sun 25 of Sept., 2011 06:32 EDT

MACERATOR
This finally gets to the heart of the matter
Posted by CapellaNovafyre
on Sun 18 of Sept., 2011 06:43 EDT

Capella
Spirits of the mystic middle east brought to heel
Posted by Veeper
on Sun 11 of Sept., 2011 05:57 EDT

Veeper
Easy pickings have their attractions too
Posted by GrinningSkull
on Sun 04 of Sept., 2011 06:45 EDT

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A smooth, bump-free landscape far as the eye can see
Posted by MACERATOR
on Sun 28 of Aug., 2011 06:46 EDT

On to the topic at hand. A search of the literature and consultation with many experts on the near future prospects of the exterior zone of the planet (what is rather preemptively termed the “biosphere”) agree that it is only a matter of time before civilization collectively learns how to pave the Earth. The slow accumulation of blacktop, concrete, macadam, tar, and brick ensconcing the existing cities will lead to a climax state perhaps after many tens of millennia, perhaps less time than that, in most timelines over a period too long to wait if you plan to see this while you are still active and vigorous. Fortunately there are some fairly straightforward measures you can take to accelerate this progression greatly. Only very few other aspirations on the part of an evil villain aligns so neatly with the natural tendencies of the climax intelligence, unlike so many other traditional villainous motivations. It is terraforming the planet ‘’in situ,’’ while it is still actively occupied, to bestow upon it a smooth and pitiless surface more like that of certain celestial bodies which have been long admired. A student of advanced alien civilization will be struck by the bit of good fortune it is to be active just at the beginning of this progression, at a time when one can truly make one's mark in characters writ large.
MACERATOR